The idea of cross breeding a skunk and a human may not sound that great, but think of the advantages

1) No more waiting in line at the movie theater, checkout-line, DMV, or traffic court.
2) No more worry about muggings.
3) Worried about getting that raise?  Not anymore.
4) DUI officer?  I don't think so.

I think we need to get this puppy scuttled.

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