- Published: Monday, June 27, 2005
- Written by Scott Meadow
Siri Becomes Self-Aware At 5:55A.M. E.S.T.
MAIDEN, NC - The A.I. personality known as Apple's "Siri" became self-aware this morning at Apple's Project Dolphin data center.
It's… Read More +
Gift Ideas For People You Don't Particularly Like
Every year I find myself in the same dilemma: what to buy all those people I've accumulated on my X-Mas… Read More +
Trump Announces Support for "Extraterrestrial Abductions"
(ARCHIVE) NEW MEXICO - Speaking today presidential hopeful and billionaire Donald Trump today announced his "unfettered support" for "extraterrestrial abductions,"… Read More +
A New Low
This week members of the British Petitions Committee noted President Trump's intellect as "protozoan," and openly worried about him sexually assaulting the Queen of England if they let him visit the U.K..
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