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BOCA RATON - The eyes of Ohio are focused today on Lynn University where in a few short hours two people will attempt one last time to sway undecided Ohio voters.  For some reason the debate will be broadcast nationally.

Obama vs. Romney: Title Fight, Round 3Today's debate will focus on foreign policy issues, where President Obama is expected to highlight his administration's international accomplishments -- including killing Osama bin Laden, ending the occupation of Iraq, and ousting dictator Muammar Gadaffi -- and Governor Romney planning to narrate several slide-shows and video productions of his family's overseas vacations.

"Governor Romney has extensive foreign policy knowledge," said Chip McCain, a senior policy consultant with the Romney campaign.  "He is fluent in French, he helped out the Canadians with the Olympics, and is very well acquainted with the customs and idioms of many foreign countries' concierge services.  He routinely calculates a generous tip percentage in his mind in over 20 major currencies.  We feel he is MORE than ready for tonight's debate against the sitting president."

President Obama, meanwhile, has spent the day watching re-runs of Rowan & Martin's "Laugh-In," which always makes the President laugh.

Wall Street today was more concerned with the European economy, as it desperately tried to get a threesome with the FTSE and CAC for the second consecutive week running.  Rejected over Oysters Rockefeller and champagne at lunch at The Exchange at the Setai, the Street blasted into an after lunch trading session full of pent-up capital, which it continued to pump into lesser known stocks across the board up to the bell.

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