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LONDON - In what many English people are calling "preposterous" and "absolute buggery bullshit," a study released today by Harvard Medical College concluded that "the new royal baby is 99.8% identical to any other newborn, including those from the poor."  Next to the conclusion, for the benefit of its readers, the HMC article helpfully included several photographs of poor people.

Today the new royal baby was scientifically proven to be nearly identical to those of the poor."I don't give a wobbling yobbit what those yanks be barkin' abooot!!" said one English-person on his way to a soccer riot.  "Our new wee royal is seven keewilligers beyond any ordinary wee little ones!!!  Conflibbely-blarney!!"

The sentiment was widely echoed by the British press.  In a rambling editorial on page 7, following several pictures of naked breasts, "Daily Scallywag" columnist James Pillpuffin summarized the national elitism: "One day that wee little one will become Queen, and the best [everyone else's baby in the world] can hope to one day become, with a lotta luck and proper good breeding, is someone who will eventually abjectly grovel before her majesty's infinite grace and boundless superiority!"

Wall Street reacted negatively on the news that, perhaps, their babies too resembled poor babies, immediately pummeling pharma stocks and all things toddler.  The mood quickly shifted in the early afternoon trading session on the realization that they would never, in fact, see any of those poor babies for comparison.

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