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Where people ask Donald Trump questions and he almost immediately tweets his response.  AHA (Ask Him Anything)!

ASK TRUMP:

"Hey Trump - Ever since states started opening again the number of COVID cases has increased.  What's up with that?"

- BY THE NUMBERS

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ASK TRUMP:

"Hey Trump - With the quarantine and shutdowns, it's pretty hard for us to vote, we're taking our lives into our own hands.  It would be great if we could just use absentee ballots to vote instead of risking getting infected, and bringing it home to our kids.  Don't you think?"

- YEARNING TO VOTE

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ASK TRUMP:

"Hey Trump - I've been hearing a lot about a 'V-shaped' recovery but I have no idea what that is.  Can you explain?"

- IN RECOVERY

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ASK TRUMP:

"Hey Trump - Cristobal just made landfall today and our home is expected to be in the storm path. We're worried about what damage this coud cause [sic].  What should we do to prepare?"

- WORRIED IN MISSISSIPPI

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ASK TRUMP:

"Hey Trump - I've been gargling with a popular, name-brand bleach to prevent getting the coronavirus like you said, but getting name brand bleach is hard where I live, due to the rioting, looting, limited store inventories, etc.  Is name brand bleach better at preventing COVID-19 than generics?  Cause either that or I'm using some other poison like that and I don't think that's as good?  MAGA!!!!"

- BRAND CONFUSION

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