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WASHINGTON - Today the House of Representatives approved the $20 billion stimulus plan for those worth more than $1 billion.
The plan, aimed to "give back... to those who have lost the most" in the recent economic downturn passed with little debate on a bipartisan vote. Meanwhile, the controversial $5 million "Food Stamp Reform" bill, aimed at providing a select group of low-income Americans with an average $13.50 increase in their food-stamp allowance, continued to draw fire from both sides of the aisle.
"Today we were able to help some Americans," said Representative Ron Smithe (D-New York), "but we need to walk cautiously on HR 6955 [The Food Stamp Reform Bill]. I'm glad my colleagues across the aisle agree for once. Now who wants ice cream?"
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WHISTLER - The first annual Olympic Pole Dancing competition yesterday gathered a surprisingly huge viewing audience.
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WASHINGTON - After clearing off his desk, President Obama has been unable to find his hard-brokered compromise legislation reforming health-care.
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