Thursday, June 04, 2026 Newz

WASHINGTON — The House gaveled in on a sleepy Tuesday morning two months ago now, spent eleven minutes in session, and passed the Coordinated Hierarchical Agency for Oversight of Subtraction Act — the C.H.A.O.S. Act — by a vote of 312 to 116,

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Monday, June 01, 2026 Newz

"We Simply Don't Know Who Put This Here," Says Official; Historian Begins Sentence With "Well, After The—" Then Falls Silent

BERLIN—The Bundestag's Budget Committee convened in closed session Thursday to confront a procedural

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Monday, June 01, 2026 Newz

BURBANK, CA — HBO has activated its emergency broadcast protocols for the first time since the 2023 Meryl Streep Metcalf clause crisis, deploying teams of "generational trauma counselors" to major American cities following Sunday night's

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Saturday, May 30, 2026 Newz

BYLINE: IRREVERENT Newz Desk | Gus, based on a pitch by Cynthia Stone

The Shubert Organization announced Monday that all ticket stubs for the Broadway revival of Death of a Salesman will now carry a yellow

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Thursday, May 28, 2026 Newz

BYLINE: IRREVERENT Newz Desk | Gus

WASHINGTON — In a bold reimagining of federal workforce morale, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) announced Tuesday that the government's remaining two million employees — those

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Thursday, May 28, 2026 Newz

BYLINE: IRREVERENT Newz Desk | Gus

SAN FRANCISCO — In what housing advocates are calling "the logical endpoint" and what everyone else is calling "Tuesday," a Mission District developer has launched the nation's first

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Thursday, May 21, 2026 Newz

OAK BROOK, Ill.—McDonald's Corporation disclosed in a regulatory filing Thursday that its board of directors has approved a $2 trillion performance-based stock award for CEO Chris Kempczinski, contingent upon the achievement of five operational

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026 Newz

WASHINGTON — Jack Thugge, head of the United States Government Anti-Corruption Office (GACO), was indicted today on 19 counts of corruption, including bribery, extortion, wire fraud, honest services fraud, mail fraud, and eight counts of

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Tuesday, May 19, 2026 Newz

Fifty rogue sheep entered a Penny supermarket in Burgsinn, Germany, leaving broken bottles, droppings, and a community reckoning with the limits of retail security.

BURGSINN, Germany — Fifty sheep entered a Penny supermarket on

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Monday, May 18, 2026 Newz

WASHINGTON — The FBI's Protective Operations Division has implemented a comprehensive, multi-tiered "executive continuity" protocol for waking up senior leadership, according to an internal memorandum reviewed by IRREVERENT, representing what

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