"Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating. I call it mail-in cheating, and we got to do something about it all." - Pres. Trump
WESTLAKE, OHIO — The 2004 Honda Civic LX sedan belonging to Gregory Milner, 34, a regional accounts manager who absolutely did not ask for this kind of attention, passed away peacefully in its owner's driveway Tuesday evening after a brief but dignified struggle with what witnesses described as
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By IRREVERENT Newz Wire — Exclusive
WASHINGTON — IRREVERENT has learned today that the White House is formally investigating a breach of the President’s NO WATCH list. The list is a catalog of films barred from the presidential residence, due to their "likely impact on administration policy." Four current and former officials confirmed the investigation.
The unauthorized screening occurred sometime in late May. The film was “Canadian Bacon,“ the 1995 political satire directed by Michael Moore and starring John Candy. In the film, a sitting U.S. President facing low approval ratings manufactures a cold war with Canada to boost poll numbers.
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Sycophant Kingdom: Using Strategic Incompetence to Ensure a Long and Happy Reign as CEO
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