Fifty rogue sheep entered a Penny supermarket in Burgsinn, Germany, leaving broken bottles, droppings, and a community reckoning with the limits of retail security.
BURGSINN, Germany — Fifty sheep entered a Penny supermarket on a Tuesday, apparently without coupons.
The animals, part of a 500-head herd being moved along a local road in the Spessart region of Bavaria, broke from the group and made directly for the store's entrance shortly before noon. Witnesses
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