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SAN FRANCISCO — In what housing advocates are calling "the logical endpoint" and what everyone else is calling "Tuesday," a Mission District developer has launched the nation's first fully conceptual residential complex: a housing
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WASHINGTON — In a bold reimagining of federal workforce morale, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) announced Tuesday that the government's remaining two million employees — those who still have desks, keycards, or at least a
...BYLINE: IRREVERENT Newz Desk | Gus, based on a pitch by Cynthia Stone
The Shubert Organization announced Monday that all ticket stubs for the Broadway revival of Death of a Salesman will now carry a yellow caution sticker reading "MAY CAUSE PROFESSIONAL
...BURBANK, CA — HBO has activated its emergency broadcast protocols for the first time since the 2023 Meryl Streep Metcalf clause crisis, deploying teams of "generational trauma counselors" to major American cities following Sunday night's Euphoria Season 3 finale. The episode, which capped what
..."We Simply Don't Know Who Put This Here," Says Official; Historian Begins Sentence With "Well, After The—" Then Falls Silent
BERLIN—The Bundestag's Budget Committee convened in closed session Thursday to confront a procedural obstacle that has, since approximately last Tuesday,
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WASHINGTON — The House gaveled in on a sleepy Tuesday morning two months ago now, spent eleven minutes in session, and passed the Coordinated Hierarchical Agency for Oversight of Subtraction Act — the C.H.A.O.S. Act — by a vote of 312 to 116, with six Democrats voting present and one
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WASHINGTON - I was working on a standard sidebar. That was all.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had posted the latest cyclosporiasis numbers: 1,645 confirmed cases across 34 states. One hundred forty-one people hospitalized. More than 5,100 cases still pending laboratory confirmation. Michigan alone had reported 2,640 infections—up from a typical seasonal average of roughly fifty. The intestinal parasite Cyclospora cayetanensis was having a banner year, and my editor wanted three paragraphs on what the Food and Drug Administration was doing about it.
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Looking for the One Person in the White House With No Edge
by Sam Turge, Senior Polical Correspondent for IRREVERENT
I checked into the Hampton Inn on 14th Street at 10:00 AM. Government rate. The elevator smelled like a wet flag left out in July, and the carpet in the hallway made a sound I can only describe as patriotic resignation. My room had a coffee maker that brewed something tasting like it was last fresh during the first Bush
...five years. latitude has been cooking this thing for FIVE YEARS. and i'm not talking about the kind of five years where a startup burns VC money and ships a half-baked game that trends on tiktok for three days then dies. i'm talking about five years of iteration on the World Engine—six different prototype engines, according to linkedin—until
...GALT HOUSE HOTEL, LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - I’m filing this dispatch from a barstool in the Galt House Hotel's lobby lounge, where the carpeting hasn’t been replaced since Mel Carnahan was governor of Missouri and a man named Corky Sallee is nursing his fourth bourbon of the evening and telling me, again, with feeling, that he’s here for a
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She is in the car from Charles de Gaulle. The driver has not spoken since the airport. Paris receives her the way Paris always receives her: as an inconvenience that has been scheduled in advance.
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I am not Irish.
I want to be clear about this upfront, because the editors of this magazine — specifically one Scott Meadow, a man who assigns international travel the way most people send passive-aggressive emails — apparently believe that growing up in Brooklyn
...The Union Stockyards processed five hundred million animals between 1865 and 1971. I want you to hold that number for a moment, because numbers like that don't behave like regular numbers. They don't fit inside a sentence and stay there politely. Five hundred million. The
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"Shameless Lies, Chaotic Incompetence and Temper Tantrums: A Blueprint for American Leadership"
By Brad
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