WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what campaign observers are declining to characterize at all, President Donald Trump formally endorsed the Vial of Pure Evil for the contested Senate seat currently held by retiring moderate Republican James Williamson. The endorsement, delivered via Truth Social at 5:47 a.m. on Tuesday morning, marks the Vial's highest-profile backing since its campaign inception six months ago.
"The Vial is fantastic," Trump wrote across three consecutive posts. "Pure evil? Sure. But that's what we NEED. No political correctness, no TRANS
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