IRREVERENT Magazine - Movie Reviews Reviews

Evan Almighty (2007)

Hang on for 'Tony Almighty,' starring James Gandolfini as a fired construction worker tapped by god to part Lake Hopatcong in Jersey to save a family of ducks.Let loose the dogs of sequels and let us go forth and prosper in the Land of Milk and Honey. Lo, I sayeth unto you that you too shall endure this wacky examination of a personal deity once again mucking around a mere mortal for 90 minutes, either that or findeth something more productive to do, like reorganizing your iTunes library or finally downloading that one song you heard last week on the radio but can't for the life of you remember what it's called.

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Atonement (2007)

Ask for forgiveness and avoid this puppy.Readers of IRREVERENT probably wouldn't expect me to like a movie like Atonement, the Oscarâ„¢ nominated period drama based on the lifelong regret of a woman who screwed over a dead man when she was a child. Well, don't say I'm not predictable.

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Recount (2008)

recount"Well I know what's right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I'll stand my ground and I won't back down."

- Tom Petty

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The Astronaut Farmer (2006)

Billy Bob in a spacesuit. Who'da thunk it.If you've ever wondered what Billy Bob Thornton would look like in a homemade spacesuit, this is the movie for you.

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Michael Clayton (2007)

What?  I only get 5% of the overseas gross?!Yes, it's everyone's favorite United Nations volunteer George Clooney playing a sort-of shady lawyer in this somewhat confusing but ultimately satisfying criminal drama. Along the way, he's supported by a fabulously quirky, Oscarâ„¢ nominated performance by Tom Wilkinson, who portrays a broken lawyer in the same firm who's had enough and not gonna take it anymore.

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