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"Hey Trump - I've been gargling with a popular, name-brand bleach to prevent getting the coronavirus like you said, but getting name brand bleach is hard where I live, due to the rioting, looting, limited store inventories, etc.  Is name brand bleach better at preventing COVID-19 than generics?  Cause either that or I'm using some other poison like that and I don't think that's as good?  MAGA!!!!"

- BRAND CONFUSION

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