Episode 4 investigates America's "Democrat fatigue" with the Amazing Rudolph, world famous psychic and author of "I Knew You'd Buy This Book!" and Bobo the chimp who made news last week by being the first chimp in history accepted into the University of Pennsylvania (with his human handler Bob Banks).
On the Slaughterhouse, Scott reveals yet another major IRREVERENT investment, to the chagrin of his employees, while Mercer remains steadfastly focused on the abominable snowmen in Iceland who owe Britain tons of dough.

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