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TV-14: In this special News Slaughterhouse, Ty REALLY reports from New Orleans on BP's latest PR push to get their screw up off the front page, using more folksy idioms than a Southern Belle in a 1930s Hollywood epic. Meadow, meanwhile, snaps up more BP stock, much to the chagrin of Stone, who didn't read her contract carefully enough....

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