Normally the terrorist leader of al-Qaeda would post his videos on a series of Islamic extremist websites, but chose his popular social networking sites this time due to a falling out with terror leaders. “What started as a series of blog entries and unflattering comments posted to Osama’s past videos has apparently escalated into a full flame war between Osama and at least three other terrorist masterminds’ MySpace pages,” said one senior intelligence analyst. “This is unprecedented in the radical terror social networking community.” “suxx suxxx suxxxxx!!!” read one comment posted to bin Laden’s latest video release by well known Syrian terror cell leader and one time friend “ZenaMul5im,” whom N.S.A. sources confirm was immediately deleted from all bin Laden’s friend lists.
Others read:
LeaderIon: “watch my video to get find out how to get a free iphone and xbox 360 i have proof”
CraziiTerrorist: “nice vids... comment mine“
5ingLeader: “lol yal worry to much..... yal needa relax act stupid thaz all iz about”
SweetieT3rr0ri5t: “you killed dat”
4w4yTerrorist: “Ayo u Freaked That Shit Cuz”
T3rr0ri5tTrevor: “A wassup osama already know dis Ali....but dat shit was fye....im a give u yo props...dat was right!!!! “
MdoggLeader: ‘Wow, not exactly bright, are you?”
XoMulsim: “this sucks u ugly fat asses”
TerroristK4t: “his video sux..so boring”
MonsterMulsim: “you people suck. this is the reason why youtube is sucking so much.”
Intelligence officials have characterized the YouTube postings as “unusual” and have called for “far stricter sanctions… against video comments on networking sites” to combat potential escalation. Homeland Security officials were too busy checking clear gels at airports to comment on this story prior to publication.
Wall Street reacted violently positive to the news that YouTube was cultivating an Arabic-speaking audience, but then fell sharply into a pool of its own sick on the news that it was, in fact, September 11th. Other exchanges followed suit with the FTSE calling in sick, on rumors that it did, indeed have the flu, while the Hang Seng shot a group of pro-democracy activists before cashing its monthly check from toymaker Mattel.
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