WASHINGTON - After viewing the secret "Osama Blooper Reel," Senator Jim Johnston (R-Tenn) declared it was "hysterical!"

Here Osama watches Looney Tunes and finishes a pizza.Mis-speaking to reporters after returning from CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia, Sen. Johnston characterized the "Obama" blooper reel as "hysterical, feel-good fun." When corrected, he apologized and added, "I meant 'Osama.'"

Only a select group of government officials were invited to the film's screening, which illustrated Bin Laden's terrorist career using excerpts and bloopers from nearly two decades of terror and home videos, hosted by the CIA. The film, which some have suggested was composed and edited by top Hollywood talent, may be released at Cannes, according to senior sources within the administration.

"This goes to show that even the most bloodthirsty psychopathic killer has a human, funnier side," said Sen. Johnston.

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