DELAWARE - A gaggle of local male office workers were completely distracted this morning by the woman in the breakroom eating a banana.
"I came in for some coffee, 'cause I needed to stay awake during the sales meeting, and then I saw Brigitte in the back of the breakroom eating that banana," said Lou Eaton, Vice-President of Eastern Sales. "I was IMing the guys faster than you can say non-fat dairy creamer."
"Yeah, we came as soon as Lou texted," said Johnnie Massey, Assistant Vice-President of I.T. security, speaking for the group of five other men. "I'd watched her come in this morning with a bag lunch, but I didn't think anything of it."
"It was really hard not to stare," added Merv McMillan from outside sales. "It pretty much made my week."
Brigitte (31), who had skipped breakfast that morning, finished her banana and had another cup of coffee before returning to her desk in credit services, where she works as a senior credit analyst. She pretended not to notice the attention.
"Yeah, I kinda figured it out when all the guys seemed to kinda mill around the coffee pot, and only one of them was having any coffee," Brigitte confessed later. "I was checking Facebook and didn't get it at first. Next time, I'll cut the stupid thing in pieces," she added, rolling her eyes.
The men tried to get a picture with their phones, but failed. "There was no way to do it so she wouldn't notice," said Jake Evans from accounting. "That and I couldn't figure out where the stupid camera app was," he added, looking at his new smartphone with disgust.
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