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Say what?WASHINGTON - Attorney General Jeff Sessions testified yesterday before the House Judiciary Committee and his wife, Mary Sessions just ain't buying it.

"Mmm hmm," Sessions' wife Mary indicated."The Russian Ambassador?" Sessions said at one point.  "No, I... I thought he spoke kinda funny, you know.  I didn't wanna be rude, see.  No, but no, I didn't know he was Russian let alone the ambassador over there."  At this point, Mary Sessions clearly wasn't buying it.

"Her expression is a combination of disbelief and disappointment in her husband," said Melinda Merryfellows, noted psychiatrist and current president of the North American Psychiatric Association.  "It's not clear if she believes him to be lying exactly, but definitely saying or doing something she's not proud of.  Of course it could be that she believes he's just not selling it very well too."

"Husbands and wives, particularly when married to political or high-profile spouses, are often very invested in their spouse's career and public image," said Gerald McCann, a public image consultant and partner in Finklestein-Erinblighter-McCann.  "When they perceive the spouse of screwing up, lying or blowing some major thing, they're often much more disappointed than the spouse themselves."

"Just about 70% of all human communication is nonverbal," noted Merryfellows.  "It pays to keep that in mind."

 

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