TRIPOLI - Interim officials today began the long and arduous task of sorting through the former dictator's ginormous wardrobe.
"That he was a clotheshorse is a massive understatement," said transitional Minister of Information Shulgareh Jalalabad. "We have isolated his clothing to a disused airplane hanger, and the pile is nearly touching the ceiling!"
Officials estimate that sorting through the Gadhafi wardrobe will take "over five weeks," and require "people of extraordinary stamina." "Some of his outfits were just terrible," said Minister Jalalabad, shaking his head. "Really horrible. Some will even induce vomiting in those with temperamental constitutions. This was not a good looking man to begin with."
Once sorted, the clothing will be sold, given away to the people or soaked in gasoline and burned, depending on the clothing's condition and/or awfulness. "There has already been considerable interest in our eBay store and Facebook," said Jalalabad. "I think it's a 'so bad it's good' type situation."
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