FAKE FOX NEWS - Earlier this week the world got to see celebrity Rob Lowe treated to a coveted Comedy Central roast, but almost nobody expected right-wing pundit Ann Coulter would steal the show. Showing her hallmark glee for eviscerating liberals, Coulter's biting jabs at left-wing values -- held by the majority of the cast and audience -- were quick to endear the entertainer to the entire room and viewing audience.
"It was nearly a standing ovation for Ann at the end of her set," said Lowe (in spirit) afterward. "I can honestly say that nobody expected how her performance would affect the room."
"She had a funny bit where she held up her new Trump book and asked everyone to vote for him," said roast MC David Spade. "Course then we realized she wasn't kidding."
Coulter's support for Trump, however, raised not only eyebrows but awareness and even respect of the clearly superior future leader of the free world, Donald Trump. "It was like watching the Titanic on fire sink slowly under the sea," said Jeff Ross. By which he meant it was a truly powerful, once in a lifetime experience.
The uncensored Comedy Central Roast can be viewed online by cable and other pay-tv subscribers.