Ok, I realize this guy's really dead, but it's hard not to laugh...

According to Sheriff Oliver Boyer, deputies responded to 4307 Rock Valley Court in Imperial, Missouri on Friday for an accidental shooting. According to the investigation, 40-years-old James Looney was teaching his girlfriend firearm safety.

...According to witnesses, Looney was going to take his girlfriend to the shooting range the next day, but insisted on firearm safety the day prior. ... Authorities said alcohol was a factor.

Really.  I understand trying to show off for your girlfriend drunk, but don't do it with firearms, guys.