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    Siri Becomes Self-Aware At 5:55A.M. E.S.T. MAIDEN, NC - The A.I. personality known as Apple's "Siri" became self-aware this morning at Apple's Project Dolphin data center. It's Read More
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    Gift Ideas For People You Don't Particularly Like Every year I find myself in the same dilemma: what to buy all those people I've accumulated on my X-Mas Read More
  • Trump Announces Support for "Extraterrestrial Abductions" +

    Trump Announces Support for (ARCHIVE) NEW MEXICO - Speaking today presidential hopeful and billionaire Donald Trump today announced his "unfettered support" for "extraterrestrial abductions," and Read More
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Staggered across this little observation that (gasp!) Hollywood studios are producing the same old

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WARSHINGTON, D.C.-- Senator Joe Biden (D-DE), himself a practitioner of particularly articulate...
(Sung like a child's taunt) They're having a secret meeting!

They're having a secret meeting!

The...

In case you missed it, some plucky trader at a "major Wall Street firm" mistyped a trade last

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WASHINGTON - The Department of Homeland Security's "RandomPanic.gov" website now lists "bird flu"...