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U.S.S. PARIS HILTON - In a speech today aboard the U.S.S. Paris Hilton, President Bush told...

You want to know why the Tea Party frustrates me so much? Because while they're so busy worrying about

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Confused in New YorkDear T.BAG,
I've been thinking of taking my Roth 401k in cash and buying coke from this guy I met at

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Itchy AND ScratchyDear T.BAG,
I think I have dandruff and the commercials have terrified me! Am I totally unlovable

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Marsha's hot.. but Betty's da bomb!Dear T.BAG,

I used to think Marsha was hot [in the Brady Bunch], but recently I’ve started

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