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Marty in N.J.Dear T.BAG,

I set up a Ponzi scheme 10 years ago and have involved hundreds of people and tens of

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POTUS in D.C.Dear T-Bag,

A bunch of guys at work are harshing my mellow. All they can do is say no to

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They're totally harshing my mellow.Dear T-Bag,

A bunch of guys at work are harshing my mellow. All they can do is say “no” to

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