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I've been passing off the lack of a column last month as a simple case of writer's block. I can
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The idea of cross breeding a skunk and a human may not sound that great, but think of the

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I've got the answer. But nobody will listen, because I'm just an obscure columnist. 

I've got it! The way to

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When the universe nearly ended this week, we all got to thinking: if this really were the end of

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I really don't like shilling for sites looking to hawk sleazy product.  After all, if IRREVERENT was...