I was cruising the Intertubes and found a better use for your right to vote than an election.  You can't be trusted with choosing government officials, so try this instead.  You'll have to create an Amazon account if you haven't already, but you can handle that can't ya sparky?

I've vetted the entrants, and despite the fact that Gary Trudeau also finds it funny, I suggest voting for Belle Plaine.  It's the only one that made me squirt scotch out of my nose.  Normally that's a bad thing, but it was Scott's booze so who cares?