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- Written by Scott Meadow
- Category: Conspiracy Corner
I've admitted it before: I collect conspiracies and conspiracy nuts like some people collect baseball cards, antiques, or syphilis. The reason is very simple: I'd rather read a hundred guys like this guy and have 89 of them be delusional lunatics with no appreciable sense of reality than have only the loosely rewritten press releases that substitute for news these days to figure out what the hell's going on. I say let the damn dogs out. Let 'em out and let 'em run wild. That's freedom, baby.Support IRREVERENT
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