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TV-14: In this April 15th Special Episode, a freak wormhole has revealed a disturbing future for America in which nobody pays their taxes in protest.  Luckily for you, IRREVERENT staff physicist Merle Varnish was quick to punch record on his digital recorder so that you may... return to the future.

In the Slaughterhouse, President Obama ponders declaring Sharia law to wipe out the national debt, Meadow invests heavily in a plucky new start-up called "SkyNet," and Cynthia reports on Daniel Radcliffe's latest cinema triumph... in a porno flick?


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Episode 6 celebrates Apri Fools Day by tackling American Healthcare Reform in an utterly humorless way... sort of.  With her guests "Mr. Smith," a serial killer and reform proponent, and Dr. Gates, a virulent reform opponent, Stone fights her way through the issues minefield using only her trademark tact and patience.

In Slaugherhouse 6, Meadow finds yet another investment vehicle in an innovative vibrator manufacturer, Stone is only too happy to get things moving quickly to avoid being late for a job interview, while Mercer is fixated on the CERN collider being re-tasked to help Toyota.


Forget all that nonsense about creeping socialism and being a traitor because of health care when you already get Social Security and a hundred other government and state-run benefits including your driver’s license and don’t care a fig about those.

Forget that the government you now condemn as “subversive” you made a living off of, and now draw a retirement check from.

This is all about who is white.

I call for the formation of a new political party, The Albino Party.

This is a party for only the whitest of the white. Forget that human beings first started in Africa. Forget that the Roman Empire was an ad-mixture of intermixing tangled up with European, African and Mediterranean races. Forget that during the Hunnish barbarian invasions of the 5th Century,

People interbred over a shifting huge area of Asia, Africa and Europe, people who had no compunction about who was what color.

Forget it!

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