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- Written by Roberta Hart
- Category: Special Features
Did you know that, statistically, your child is safer left alone on a street corner than in the "safety" of a Catholic church? We, as parents, fear the loss or harm of our child above all else. You worry continually about their safety and well being, to the point of sleepless nights. We teach our children to not talk to, or accept anything from strangers. We teach them to avoid situations that can place them directly in harm's way. We routinely check websites like "Megan's Law" to be informed as to where the dangers lie. Then, you drop them off at your local church and feel that they are safe and loved.
So I have to ask you, how far up your ass does your head have to be to NOT see the inherent dangers here? How many times do we, as a society, have to hear about acts of sexual assault, molestation and rape within the Catholic church before you morons get it? Now pull your bunched panties out of your ass, and settle down. I am NOT attacking your faith, or your choice of being a dutiful Catholic. I am attacking your idiocy as a parent. How is it, that after this many years and incidents of gross negligence on the part of the Catholic church, that you just can not see what is right under your noses? How can you NOT see that the very structure of your religion is a breeding ground for the socially backward and deviants that lurk in the primordial ooze of our society?
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- Written by Scott Meadow
- Category: Podcasts
TV-14: In Episode 5, the staff of IRREVERENT covers their most controversial subject yet: the legalization of marijuana. Joined by "Miss Levinson" -- who argues against legalization -- and Dirk Worthington IV, "Toke!" magazine publisher who argues for it, special host Scott Meadow deals with the issues as only he knows how.
Later, on the Slaughterhouse, the Obama family is haunted by the ghost of Patrick Henry and Meadow announces his boldest revenue stream yet: IRREVERENT is running for congress!
Music: http://magnatune.com/ (featuring music from touchingGrace's "Happenstance" and Jade Leary's "Black Glitter Diaries")
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- Written by Scott Meadow
- Category: Podcasts
Episode 4 investigates America's "Democrat fatigue" with the Amazing Rudolph, world famous psychic and author of "I Knew You'd Buy This Book!" and Bobo the chimp who made news last week by being the first chimp in history accepted into the University of Pennsylvania (with his human handler Bob Banks).
On the Slaughterhouse, Scott reveals yet another major IRREVERENT investment, to the chagrin of his employees, while Mercer remains steadfastly focused on the abominable snowmen in Iceland who owe Britain tons of dough.
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