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REYKJAVIK - In a country filled with incomprehensible names, the Eyjafjallajökull volcano continues to haunt news readers.
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WASHINGTON - A day of mixed messages ended today when the White House released a statement that U.S. Forces, led by Silstre the Elf had not scored a critical hit on “the real” Osama Bin Laden as originally reported in a tweet from a junior press intern.
In a carefully prepared statement during a hastily called press conference in the White House press room, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs apologized for the confusion. “The president and some of his closest advisors were enjoying their weekly game of Dungeons and Dragons(R). They were attacking a dragon that the president, serving as Dungeon Master(R), somewhat whimsically named Osama Bin Laden. During the melee, Chief of Staff [Rahm] Emmanuel rolled a 20, critically hitting the dragon. Unfortunately an intern tweeted the action to all his followers rather than to the #geeksters twitter group. The resulting retweets, with no discussion or research into the context, became the top item on the cable news networks. When we finally became aware of the problem, time, and the research habits of today's journalists had already taken it's toll.”
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WASHINGTON - Despite seven reviews with top government officials, staffers remain divided by the President's 1040 filing.
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