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LONDON - Candy magnate Willy Wonka was indicted today on 381 counts of fraud, price fixing, and collusion during Easter candy sales.
Read more: Wonka Indicted in Massive Easter Price Fixing Scheme
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AFGHANISTAN - After doing several lines as "Marsellus Wallace" from the movie "Pulp Fiction" today as a joke, U.S. Ambassador Karl Eikenberry and Gen. Stanley McChrystal were dumbfounded and confused.
"In the fifth, your ass goes down, general. Say it," the President said.
General McChrystal only stared back blankly. "Sir? Are you okay?"
"Naw man, I'm pretty fu**ing far from okay," the President said, again as Marsellus Wallace, with a completely straight face and his best deep voice. "The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fu**ing with you. Fu** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps," the President continued, straight faced, while those in the room became increasingly concerned.
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WASHINGTON - Having put it off for weeks, today President Obama reluctantly filled out his stupid census form.
Read more: Even the President Waits Till Last Minute for Census
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