WASHINGTON - Secretary Clinton today was thrilled to learn that she indeed did pass her Microsoft Word skills class from earlier this week.
Received only moments before meeting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas at the State Department, Clinton was both relieved and happy receiving her completion certificate from Georgetown adult extension teaching assistant Melanie Xin.
"Melanie was a fine instructor and taught me all about table formatting and sorting stuff by different columns," Secretary Clinton told reporters. "I've been struggling with that crap for years. Finally I won't have to forward this stuff to [Clinton's 24 year old Personal Assistant] Georgina anymore."
"She has taught me so much," Clinton continued. "I look forward to sharing my [MS Word] formatting insights with Ben and Mah-mah later today."
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