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"You can see these are faked," said Donald Trump to a hastily prepared, makeshift gathering of birthers and moon-hoaxers. "These are Photoshopped and not very well either. My hairpiece could make these alleged 'tracks' look more realistic!"
"If we really did go to the moon in the sixties and seventies," said Herman Hernando, a prolific voice in the moon hoaxers, "where's the evidence? Why can't the government produce one single shred of hard proof, solid evidence that we went there? It's been forty years, where is the birth certificate?"
"Well, here's 50 pounds of the 843 pounds of moon rocks we took back to earth," said Dr. Phil Estevez, Apollo flight engineer and chief aerospace historian at the Smithsonian, dropping a heavy bag on his desk. "There's 900 pounds of pictures and movie footage over in the corner, and eight living Apollo astronauts. What am I missing here?"
Despite official insistence, attendees here were extremely sceptical. "Just show us the birth certificate already!" shouted Donald Trump to a cheering crowd. "Stop the lying! Show us the actual photos! We want to believe!"
Photo Credit: NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center/ASU
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