CAMBODIA - During his historic trip to Cambodia last week, President Obama officially became the tallest person in the entire nation.
The President easily beat out Pheakdei Pho, who at six feet even was the tallest person in the nation until his arrival.
"It is a proud, hard-working and incredibly short nation," said President Obama, towering over Prime Minister Hun Sen. "Although it has a decades long history of massive human rights abuses, the United States remains hopeful that one day soon the two nations may enjoy much stronger bonds."
At this point, Prime Minister Hun Sen and his wife Bun Rany made several obscene Cambodian gestures to the President, who smiled and patted the Prime Minister gently on the head.
Wall Street hadn't noticed the President was gone at all, choosing instead to burn some sick-time before the end of the year by staying home and playing Minecraft all week in it's palatial Park Avenue apartment.
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