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Strap In, Folks
It's time to get NASTY!
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Who... are... you?
Here Bloomberg and Biden try desperately to figure out who they're speaking to, and why.
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OOH OOH OOH!! MR. KOTTER!
Here candidates for the most powerful political office on earth raise their hands to speak.
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When You're Smiling
Here Senator Klobuchar smiles and smiles leadership.
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You S.O.B.!
This jerk wants United States citizens to have a HIGH STANDARD OF LIVING ***AND*** HEALTHCARE!! You son-of-a-bitch!
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Call Me Petey.
Pete Buttigieg, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana. We assume he thought this place sold farm implements.
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Think, Amy, THINK!
Here Senator Klobuchar tries to remember a nursery rhyme from childhood.
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Billionaire-off
"As your candidate, I will meet with Trump and out-billionaire the hell out of him."
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Diversity
Yup. That's diverse.
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Can We At Least Have A Buzzer?
"Senator Warren!" "What is looking like an idiot." "Correct!"
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Not AGAIN!
This jerk also wants to END HOMELESSNESS by saying a few thousand families owning 90% of America's wealth IS BAD and should STOP? You fucker.
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Face-off
Here Bernie and Bloomberg hold their own grumpiest old man competition.
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Please, teach, pick me!
Here Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts raises her hand because the others are saying nasty things about her policy.
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O no you DIDN'T!
Here Warren yells at Bloomberg for being a richer jerk than the rest of them, except for Pete, who's the poorest.