WASHINGTON - Republican presidential hopeful Michelle Bachmann today announced hiring Turner, Oeuver and Driv to her campaign.
The well-heeled right-wing operatives apparently jumped at the chance to join Bachmann's campaign staff. Bob Turner will become campaign manager, with Oeuver and Driv reporting to him.
"We're going to be taking care of business in every way," a terse press release said from the campaign. "Indeed, we'll be working overtime to get this campaign back on track. We'll be pushing and shoving the other right-wingers under the 8:15 train to get our candidate known."
In a seemingly unrelated note, the trio also announced a deal with songwriter Randy Bachman to use the song "Takin' Care of Business" at campaign stops.
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