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BEVERLY HILLS - Celebrity Ahnuld Schwarzenegger surprised nobody today by admitting he "slept around" his whole life.
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BEVERLY HILLS - Media magnate Oprah Winfrey confessed today she's looking forward to being "just an average gazillionaire."
Speaking to reporters outside Spago, where Winfrey stopped for lunch, she reflected on her long tenure as America's daytime talk-show hostess. "I loved doing the show," Winfrey confessed, "but it was time to end that part of my life. I need to concentrate now on managing my vast wealth, building schools for the underprivileged overseas, and figuring out once and for all, how much there is still left to own."
The first part of Winfrey's last show aired today. The show began in its current form in 1986, 25 years ago.
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LOS ANGELES - Apocalypse preacher Harold Camping now reports the apocalypse is "not quite ready" according to God.
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