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WASHINGTON - Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor was arrested early this morning for breaking into her Georgetown townhouse.
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LOS ANGELES - Proponents of the 'money for mammaries' initiative don't mind controversy.
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NewzFEDERAL CORRECTIONAL COMPLEX, BUTNER, NC -- Inmate #61727-054, aka "Bernie Madoff" has been definitively linked to an escalating five state cigarette shortage affecting the entire northeastern seaboard.
"Give me just three cigarettes today," reads one inmate promotional flier confiscated by authorities in #61727-054's cell, "and by the end of the week, I'll give you a whole pack!" The flier, promising a return of over 600% on "invested" cigarettes, reportedly swept through federal prison inmates "like a California wildfire," leaving stores, Indian reservations, and other suppliers completely out of stock.
Read more: Five State Cigarette Shortage Linked to Madoff Scheme
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