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LOS ANGELES - Proponents of the 'money for mammaries' initiative don't mind controversy.
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL COMPLEX, BUTNER, NC -- Inmate #61727-054, aka "Bernie Madoff" has been definitively linked to an escalating five state cigarette shortage affecting the entire northeastern seaboard.
"Give me just three cigarettes today," reads one inmate promotional flier confiscated by authorities in #61727-054's cell, "and by the end of the week, I'll give you a whole pack!" The flier, promising a return of over 600% on "invested" cigarettes, reportedly swept through federal prison inmates "like a California wildfire," leaving stores, Indian reservations, and other suppliers completely out of stock.
Read more: Five State Cigarette Shortage Linked to Madoff Scheme
PAUL PRUDHOMME BAY, Alaska – IRREVERENT Magazine can now report its role in Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's recent resignation.
Speaking at a hastily called press conference in this pristine Alaskan community one week after Governor Palin's surprise decision to resign, IRREVERENT Magazine publisher Scott Meadow revealed his magazine's responsibility in forcing the half-time governor and full time 2012 presidential candidate from office.
“I am extremely proud,” Meadow belched between mouthfuls of wild Alaska Salmon, “of our, and by our I mean exclusively my role in this endeavor. I can now reveal that I was the one that convinced Sarah that the 'Naughty Librarian' look of hers was tailor made for the porn industry. I told her in no uncertain terms that she was a totally hot M.I.L.F and that a career in porn would not only send millions of men reaching for the Jurgens, but that it would also be a cracker jack way for her to raise millions for her presidential candidacy. Hell I myself went through a couple of boxes of Kleenex the night of her acceptance speech. I'd have gone through three if only she'd come out in a cat suit with a whip.”
Read more: Exclusive: IRREVERENT Magazine Responsible for Palin Resignation
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