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WASHINGTON - President Bush, in a rare Saturday evening address before the nation "refused retreat" into Standard Time from Daylight Savings, calling any such action "a clear sign of weakness... to the forces of terror."

WASHINGTON – Osama bin Laden’s latest video, posted on YouTube and the terrorist leader’s MySpace page, has intelligence officials baffled.

WASHINGTON – President Bush today predicted that the economy would remain “strong enough to weather any turbulence,” sending the Dow tumbling down 597 points.

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