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PAUL PRUDHOMME BAY, Alaska – IRREVERENT Magazine can now report its role in Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's recent resignation.
Speaking at a hastily called press conference in this pristine Alaskan community one week after Governor Palin's surprise decision to resign, IRREVERENT Magazine publisher Scott Meadow revealed his magazine's responsibility in forcing the half-time governor and full time 2012 presidential candidate from office.
“I am extremely proud,” Meadow belched between mouthfuls of wild Alaska Salmon, “of our, and by our I mean exclusively my role in this endeavor. I can now reveal that I was the one that convinced Sarah that the 'Naughty Librarian' look of hers was tailor made for the porn industry. I told her in no uncertain terms that she was a totally hot M.I.L.F and that a career in porn would not only send millions of men reaching for the Jurgens, but that it would also be a cracker jack way for her to raise millions for her presidential candidacy. Hell I myself went through a couple of boxes of Kleenex the night of her acceptance speech. I'd have gone through three if only she'd come out in a cat suit with a whip.”
Read more: Exclusive: IRREVERENT Magazine Responsible for Palin Resignation
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LOS ANGELES - Reaction from the mourners attending Michael Jackson's memorial was unanimous: the heartfelt finale by hip-hop group Insane Clown Posse was well worth the wait.
"There wasn't a dry eye in the house," said one concert-goer, who happened to be standing next to me in the crowd. "When they went up .. over the sarcophagus," she said, quickly wiping away a tear. "Magic."
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WASHINGTON - President Obama today made the 2,432nd speech of his first term, which reiterated points from his 2,431st and 2,430th speeches earlier in the day.
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