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WASHINGTON - Conservative leaders today voiced their frustration over the lack of remaining "African-American euphemisms."
"We can't just keep calling him a 'foreigner,' 'socialist,' 'communist' or liberal forever," said Ted Tedders, President of the conservative Washington think-tank "StayHere.com," often called the counter-point to MoveOn.org at a local conference for conservative organizers. "We need to find new ways to avoid calling President Obama 'black,' and frankly we're running out of ideas. Even 'unnaturalized citizen' didn't stick and we all thought that was one of our best to date."
"We need bold, new euphemisms to label this President and his policies," said Newt Gingrich, the conference's featured speaker, "or we run the risk of having our code words dated and ignored. We all knew we were in trouble when we started tossing around 'commie.' Please, we need to knock that one off now: as much as we'd all like it, it's not the fifties anymore."
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WASHINGTON - Hours after Obama's address to school children, riots continue throughout a devastated nation.
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WASHINGTON - Today President Obama threatened to unleash more "words of encouragement" targeted at middle-schoolers.
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