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DURHAM - Local man Bud Goober, a shrimp fancier, today was denied collector plates on his 1983 Toyota Corolla by DMV staffers.
"The guidelines say that the vehicle must be over 20 years old and of some historical interest," said Sandy Manager, manager of the local DMV that denied Goober's request. "A 1983 Toyota Corolla is not of any interest to anyone, not today and not even in 1983."
SOMALI COAST - UPDATE: Iranian Hikers Kidnapped by Somali Pirates!
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WITCHITA - A local office worker confessed today to losing thousands in stock trades he did by surfing the web and asking coworkers for input.
"It's true I have no degree in economics or finance," confessed Bill Zeedy, a middle-manager at a local bank. "I work on computers all day. But I follow this stuff pretty closely. I bet I spend eight or nine hours a day surfing the web, and I pick up a lot of good tips."
Read more: Office Worker Loses Thousands Trading Stocks at Work
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