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WASHINGTON - Three White House staffers who locked the President in the Oval Office as "a practical joke" were fired today.
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WASHINGTON - An attacking wookiee was put down by the President's secret service detail today during a photo-op gone awry.
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“Look I'm trying to run a money losing tax shelter here,” Meadow spluttered between bites of roast spotted owl, “When we run 'comedy' bits like 'Crude Oil Prices Soar on Trading Pit Sneeze' we expect all two of our readers to chuckle mildly to themselves and continue to not buy IRREVERENT merchandise. But when, a few weeks later, we read in Reuters about Wall Street firms getting H1N1 vaccine ahead of other, more vulnerable populations, well the next thing you know people are actually reading this rag to see what's going to happen next. Let me be clear, IRREVERENT is not in the prediction business. Clearly what's happening is that somebody is stealing our material.”
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