"Hey Trump - I've been hearing a lot about a 'V-shaped' recovery but I have no idea what that is. Can you explain?"
- IN RECOVERY
"Hey Trump - Cristobal just made landfall today and our home is expected to be in the storm path. We're worried about what damage this coud cause [sic]. What should we do to prepare?"
- WORRIED IN MISSISSIPPI
"Hey Trump - I've been gargling with a popular, name-brand bleach to prevent getting the coronavirus like you said, but getting name brand bleach is hard where I live, due to the rioting, looting, limited store inventories, etc. Is name brand bleach better at preventing COVID-19 than generics? Cause either that or I'm using some other poison like that and I don't think that's as good? MAGA!!!!"
- BRAND CONFUSION
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