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Strap In, Folks It's time to get NASTY! -
Who... are... you? Here Bloomberg and Biden try desperately to figure out who they're speaking to, and why. -
OOH OOH OOH!! MR. KOTTER! Here candidates for the most powerful political office on earth raise their hands to speak. -
When You're Smiling Here Senator Klobuchar smiles and smiles leadership. -
You S.O.B.! This jerk wants United States citizens to have a HIGH STANDARD OF LIVING ***AND*** HEALTHCARE!! You son-of-a-bitch! -
Call Me Petey. Pete Buttigieg, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana. We assume he thought this place sold farm implements. -
Think, Amy, THINK! Here Senator Klobuchar tries to remember a nursery rhyme from childhood. -
Billionaire-off "As your candidate, I will meet with Trump and out-billionaire the hell out of him." -
Diversity Yup. That's diverse. -
Can We At Least Have A Buzzer? "Senator Warren!" "What is looking like an idiot." "Correct!" -
Not AGAIN! This jerk also wants to END HOMELESSNESS by saying a few thousand families owning 90% of America's wealth IS BAD and should STOP? You fucker. -
Face-off Here Bernie and Bloomberg hold their own grumpiest old man competition. -
Please, teach, pick me! Here Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts raises her hand because the others are saying nasty things about her policy. -
O no you DIDN'T! Here Warren yells at Bloomberg for being a richer jerk than the rest of them, except for Pete, who's the poorest.
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Donald Trump Is The President Yup. Donald Trump is the president. -
Take That Nance! Oh you just wait until the speech is over. -
This Is An Emotional High Applause paid for by the Trump Foundation. -
Awkward Waiting for a blind date that your friends described as an "asshole with a great heart." -
We Were Ordered To Attend And we're fucking thrilled. -
This Guy's Just Positive DAMN life's good! -
I Am Clapping I am clapping. I am fun being. -
Wake Me When It's Over -
Who Farted? -
You're Going to Acquit Me, Right? Always Be Closing. -
Don't Kill The Messenger I'm just the screaming guy, you guys elected him. -
Yes She Did She'd been waiting for 90 minutes to do this and damn it feels good to be gansta. -
Mic Drop With the speech in tatters, she's outa there. -
I Am Being Thrilled Yes, Donald. I am being much excited. Thank you for asking.
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Bundy: Falling for a Killer
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You're Gonna Make It After All! Here Bundy shows the world that there's a lighter side to barbaric psychopathic violence. -
Bodies Roasting Over An Open Fire... -
Nobody Looks Good After Being Arrested -
I May Be Just A Simple Psycho Lawyer... -
The Girlfriend She was Bundy's girlfriend for a while in the beginning, and now she's ready to cash in on the renewed interest. Honestly good for her. -
Just An Ordinary Psychopath -
Killer Groupie Three "I know he kills women exactly like me but he's just so cute! Nobody's perfect!" -
Killer Groupie Two "He could diddle my grapefruits any time!" -
Killer Groupie One "I'm not afraid. He just doesn't look like a killer. God he looks so dreamy!" -
The Girlfriend's Daughter Here she describes living with the serial killer wasn't the go-lucky funness you'd expect. -
Ted the Goofball He was a happy-go-lucky murderer, the Homer Simpson of serial-killing. -
Ted Bundy or Julian Lennon Back before fax machines or the internet, cops only had crap like this to work with so don't be too judgy. -
Smile You Sucker Ted Bundy, mild-mannered Republican campaign worker with a personal sense of justice.
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