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Donald Trump Is The President Yup. Donald Trump is the president. -
Take That Nance! Oh you just wait until the speech is over. -
This Is An Emotional High Applause paid for by the Trump Foundation. -
Awkward Waiting for a blind date that your friends described as an "asshole with a great heart." -
We Were Ordered To Attend And we're fucking thrilled. -
This Guy's Just Positive DAMN life's good! -
I Am Clapping I am clapping. I am fun being. -
Wake Me When It's Over -
Who Farted? -
You're Going to Acquit Me, Right? Always Be Closing. -
Don't Kill The Messenger I'm just the screaming guy, you guys elected him. -
Yes She Did She'd been waiting for 90 minutes to do this and damn it feels good to be gansta. -
Mic Drop With the speech in tatters, she's outa there. -
I Am Being Thrilled Yes, Donald. I am being much excited. Thank you for asking.
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Bundy: Falling for a Killer
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You're Gonna Make It After All! Here Bundy shows the world that there's a lighter side to barbaric psychopathic violence. -
Bodies Roasting Over An Open Fire... -
Nobody Looks Good After Being Arrested -
I May Be Just A Simple Psycho Lawyer... -
The Girlfriend She was Bundy's girlfriend for a while in the beginning, and now she's ready to cash in on the renewed interest. Honestly good for her. -
Just An Ordinary Psychopath -
Killer Groupie Three "I know he kills women exactly like me but he's just so cute! Nobody's perfect!" -
Killer Groupie Two "He could diddle my grapefruits any time!" -
Killer Groupie One "I'm not afraid. He just doesn't look like a killer. God he looks so dreamy!" -
The Girlfriend's Daughter Here she describes living with the serial killer wasn't the go-lucky funness you'd expect. -
Ted the Goofball He was a happy-go-lucky murderer, the Homer Simpson of serial-killing. -
Ted Bundy or Julian Lennon Back before fax machines or the internet, cops only had crap like this to work with so don't be too judgy. -
Smile You Sucker Ted Bundy, mild-mannered Republican campaign worker with a personal sense of justice.
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Something has been bothering me for years now. It was a vague sort of longing; a nascent idea that something just wasn’t quite right. Déjà vu? No, that’s something else. The latent paranoia that all sentient beings at one point have, according to Douglas Adams? Generalized disappointment with growing older and probably something to do with Trump? Maybe…. Then last night it suddenly dawned on me.
I was at an after school thing with one of my kids and, on display, was a robot. It was dancing around the gymnasium (oops multimedia room) and had one programmed function, which took two high-schoolers with laptops to demonstrate: if you fed it a volleyball, it would throw it back. The year is 2020.
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