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CANADA - Early this morning three squadrons scrambled from the Eleventh Air Force from the Alaska NORAD Region (ANR) to intercept a "suspicious bogey" originating from the "North Pole region."
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WASHINGTON - Today the White House confirmed that this year's botched "secret Santa gift exchange" investigation has questioned former President Clinton.
Due to the sensitive nature of the matter, few details have been released publicly. However a well-placed White House source has told IRREVERENT that it started when the President's "secret Santa" was revealed by an anonymous CIA employee.
"The [CIA] officer was credible and well-informed," the source told IRREVERENT. "We had no reason to doubt him. And he said that the President was going to get a signed basketball from Michael Jordan, something the President would absolutely love. When [President Obama] found out, the surprise was killed and the whole Secret Santa thing was put on hold pending a full investigation."
Read more: Secret Santa Leak Investigation Questions Clinton
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WASHINGTON - Although no direct accusations have been made by the White House, this morning the Secret Service confirmed that the President's daily planner "disappeared" after former Governor Romney's lunch visit last week.
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