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TOKYO - The Kiyoko Electric Co. received approval today from Japan's Diet to build a nuclear plant next to the Mount Usu volcano.
Located next to the active Mount Usu volcano, the nuclear plant will be near Lake Toya and the idyllic town of Toyako Onsen. The plant -- preliminarily referred to as "Usu Daiichi" or "Usu One" -- will produce an estimated 32,000 gigawatt-hours per year, more than making up for the loss earlier this year of Japan's Fukushima plant, following a crippling blow by a massive earthquake and subsequent tsunami.
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TRIPOLI - Interim officials today began the long and arduous task of sorting through the former dictator's ginormous wardrobe.
"That he was a clotheshorse is a massive understatement," said transitional Minister of Information Shulgareh Jalalabad. "We have isolated his clothing to a disused airplane hanger, and the pile is nearly touching the ceiling!"
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OHIO - In the aftermath at the Thompson ranch today, a public memorial was held to celebrate the lives of a few of the fallen.
The memorial follows Tuesday's tragic events, when serial animal abductor Terry Thompson, released 56 exotic animals from captivity before taking his own life, and the subsequent rounding up and slaughter of the released animals. As the smoke cleared, the world was shocked to learn that among the fallen were Big Bird, Beaker, Smokey the Bear, Dr. Teeth of The Electric Mayhem, and bizarre crossbreed Pepe, who was reported missing in early September.
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